She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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