i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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