Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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