It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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