I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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