so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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