During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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