Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
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I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
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The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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