my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
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You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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