Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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