id be glad to
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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