Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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