dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
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imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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