My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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