If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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