He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
where does the pee come out of this thing
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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