Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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