Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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