So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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