so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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