so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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