I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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