remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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