508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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