I want to stick my p in your. b.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
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Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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