My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
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New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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