I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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