please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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