just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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