I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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