I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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