So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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