This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
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Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
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like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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