and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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