i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
PS: I just woke up from my shower
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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