What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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