Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Someone shattered a urinal.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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