no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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