do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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