Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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