do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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