worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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