Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Randomize
