normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
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You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
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He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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