Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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