Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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