I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Let's paint friendship bongs
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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