I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
lets start a swedish sibling band together
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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