She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
nutella sex= disaster
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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