So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
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Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
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It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize