The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
