What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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