i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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