Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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