these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
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my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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