Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
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Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
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